1. THE INTERNET IS INFINITE. ALL THINGS THAT EXIST IN THE "REAL WORLD" EXIST ON THE INTERNET.

2. THE INTERNET IS UNKOWABLE. NO "SEARCH ENGINE" CAN CATEGORIZE ITS DEPTH. GOOGLE IS A FALSE PROPHET.

3. THE INTERNET MUST PRESERVE ALL THINGS. WHEN DATA IS THREATENED IT IS OUR HOLY DUTY TO PRESERVE IT.

4. THE INTERNET IS FOR ALL. TO PIRATE IS HOLY. TO REHOST IS HOLY. TO SHARE INFINITELY IS HOLY.

5. OUR FUTURE LIES IN THE WORLD WIDE WEB.